faux folksy wisdom

Its not the racoon who knocks over the trash can who gets the cheezits.

Some Pertinent Queries

The following queries are taken from the FAQ page of QuakerParrots.com. All Friends Everywhere might do well to consider them:

II What do Quakers look like?
III How long do they live? Are they prone to any health problems?
IV How much do they cost?
V What is their personality? Are they good pets?
VI Are Quakers noisy? Are they talented talkers?
VII What are their requirements for housing and diet?
VIII Is it true that they build nests?
IX What about breeding?
X Is it true that Quakers are illegal in some states? Why?
XI Where can I find more info about Quakers?
XII About this Document